ssnnaapp!

wow, I'm a fag.

I'm everything a gay guy is, cept I like girls.

That's how I feel about myself sometimes. A lot.

I'll be too giddy or bubbly or excited or something.

Brooke, you're right, I'm not really sure we'll see each other again.

It's always nice when you're enjoying Important Things with Demetri Martin at 1am, and then you get a text message, that wonderful buzzing noise from your phone, and you know it's not gonna be studio cuz you got that one like 6 hours ago, and it's 1am k, so you know it's gonna be someone special, well, at least someone interesting, someone like you who stays up late. open it up-yes. yes. yes. It is a girl. a hot unfamiliar girl you are just getting to know. good times...

By the way, the "Brains" episode of Important Things with Demetri Martin is HILARIOUS.

My friend and I were talking about bitchy girls the other day.
We like them. they're better than good-looking-but-on-the-shy-side girls.

Then we ying-yanged it up and understood why girls love assholes.

you want what you can't have. never dies.

Danielle told me my beard looked disgusting today. She was seriously grossed out and made this evident.

But that kind of bitchyness wasn't attractive.
because I know Danielle very well, and she's just not that type of girl that can pull something off like that. She's above that.


all I know is THIS is interesting material. people.

Lauren, though, ha.

(omg I'm writing about you!)

miss 633. burned into MY brain, never will I NOT know it's HER that's calling ME.
Lauren is exactly like this girl that sold in our office,
Melissa, who's made over 80gs in a summer before.

Knocking with her, she just HAD HER WAY with people. She was somewhat "cut-throat".
funny thing about melissa is she would sell around 8 or 9 a day, but 5 or 6 of them would cancel,
which is still very good, still a big paycheck but ya, she was pushy and stubborn and pretty much made people sign the contract.

I will never get over you Lauren. ;)

It's late. it's 3.

This has been a good post.
well done Andrew.